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| I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet. |
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| Scouse git |
| Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:00 pm |
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alan.holmes wrote:
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Mary Mayo> wrote in message news:2v1455.2i4.19.1@news.alt.net...
I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
Shame I was hoping you'd bugger off, you crossposting freak.
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| alan.holmes |
| Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:00 pm |
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<Mary Mayo> wrote in message news:2v1455.2i4.19.1@news.alt.net...
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I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
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| mower man |
| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:11 am |
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alan.holmes wrote
Quote: Mary Mayo> wrote in message news:2v1455.2i4.19.1@news.alt.net...
I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public toilets
other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
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I am not young enough to know everything.
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| Mike P |
| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:42 pm |
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On 10 July, 15:02, Berf <be...@live.ca> wrote:
Quote: alan.holmes wrote
"mower man" <nos...@f2s.com> wrote in message
news:zMOdnR5Q5NuHwMvXnZ2dnUVZ8mRi4p2d@pipex.net...
alan.holmes wrote
Mary Mayo> wrote in messagenews:2v1455.2i4.19.1@news.alt.net...
I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public toilets
other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
Only with women!
Just don't sit in a public toilet in a US airport and nudge the foot of the
person sitting on the can in the next stall.
It appears that the US police "pretend" to be having a dump, are fishing. And
one day came up with a Senator!
They caught a big one!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08282007/news/nationalnews/senator_busted...
t.htm
Your toilets are spooky. That half-length wall to the next stall is
just not right !! I don't want to see the legs of the person having a
shit next door thankyou very much :-p
Mike P |
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| alan.holmes |
| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:19 pm |
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"mower man" <nospam@f2s.com> wrote in message
news:zMOdnR5Q5NuHwMvXnZ2dnUVZ8mRi4p2d@pipex.net...
Quote: alan.holmes wrote
Mary Mayo> wrote in message news:2v1455.2i4.19.1@news.alt.net...
I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public toilets
other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
Only with women!
Quote:
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I am not young enough to know everything.
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| Berf |
| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:00 pm |
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alan.holmes wrote
Quote: "mower man" <nospam@f2s.com> wrote in message
news:zMOdnR5Q5NuHwMvXnZ2dnUVZ8mRi4p2d@pipex.net...
alan.holmes wrote
Mary Mayo> wrote in message news:2v1455.2i4.19.1@news.alt.net...
I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public toilets
other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
Only with women!
Just don't sit in a public toilet in a US airport and nudge the foot of the
person sitting on the can in the next stall.
It appears that the US police "pretend" to be having a dump, are fishing. And
one day came up with a Senator!
They caught a big one!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08282007/news/nationalnews/senator_busted_in_toile
t.htm |
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| forty |
| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:00 pm |
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Mike P wrote:
Quote: On 10 July, 15:02, Berf <be...@live.ca> wrote:
alan.holmes wrote
"mower man" <nos...@f2s.com> wrote in message
news:zMOdnR5Q5NuHwMvXnZ2dnUVZ8mRi4p2d@pipex.net...
alan.holmes wrote
Mary Mayo> wrote in messagenews:2v1455.2i4.19.1@news.alt.net...
I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public toilets
other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
Only with women!
Just don't sit in a public toilet in a US airport and nudge the foot of the
person sitting on the can in the next stall.
It appears that the US police "pretend" to be having a dump, are fishing. And
one day came up with a Senator!
They caught a big one!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08282007/news/nationalnews/senator_busted...
t.htm
Your toilets are spooky. That half-length wall to the next stall is
just not right !! I don't want to see the legs of the person having a
shit next door thankyou very much :-p
Mike P
That's not too bad, at least in comparison to when someone cuts a glory
hole through one of those walls...
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forty
"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like
to think that I walk that line every day of my life." |
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| Mike P |
| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:00 pm |
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On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:46:02 -0400, forty whimpered:
Quote: Mike P wrote:
On 10 July, 15:02, Berf <be...@live.ca> wrote:
alan.holmes wrote
"mower man" <nos...@f2s.com> wrote in message
news:zMOdnR5Q5NuHwMvXnZ2dnUVZ8mRi4p2d@pipex.net...
alan.holmes wrote
Mary Mayo> wrote in messagenews:2v1455.2i4.19.1@news.alt.net...
I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public
toilets other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
Only with women!
Just don't sit in a public toilet in a US airport and nudge the foot
of the person sitting on the can in the next stall.
It appears that the US police "pretend" to be having a dump, are
fishing. And one day came up with a Senator!
They caught a big one!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08282007/news/nationalnews/
senator_busted...
t.htm
Your toilets are spooky. That half-length wall to the next stall is
just not right !! I don't want to see the legs of the person having a
shit next door thankyou very much :-p
Mike P
That's not too bad, at least in comparison to when someone cuts a glory
hole through one of those walls...
I'll grant you that one. I just found it very weird when I went to the
gents in our offices in Pittsburgh, it was like someone had forgot to
finish building the stalls... weird.
Mike P |
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| Berf |
| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:15 pm |
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Mike P wrote
Quote: Your toilets are spooky. That half-length wall to the next stall is
just not right !! I don't want to see the legs of the person having a
shit next door thankyou very much :-p
Mike P
That's not too bad, at least in comparison to when someone cuts a glory
hole through one of those walls...
I'll grant you that one. I just found it very weird when I went to the
gents in our offices in Pittsburgh, it was like someone had forgot to
finish building the stalls... weird.
I was up a Mosport last year for the ALMS, and one of the girls dropped her
camera into the "Port a Potty".
That's everyone's worst nightmare.
So we managed to fish it out.
Washed it off, and it worked!
God is a racing fan. |
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| Bigbird |
| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:24 pm |
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Berf wrote:
Quote: Mike P wrote
Your toilets are spooky. That half-length wall to the next stall
is >> just not right !! I don't want to see the legs of the person
having a >> shit next door thankyou very much :-p
Mike P
That's not too bad, at least in comparison to when someone cuts a
glory hole through one of those walls...
I'll grant you that one. I just found it very weird when I went to
the gents in our offices in Pittsburgh, it was like someone had
forgot to finish building the stalls... weird.
I was up a Mosport last year for the ALMS, and one of the girls
dropped her camera into the "Port a Potty".
That's everyone's worst nightmare.
Those with dentures might disagree. ;)
Quote: So we managed to fish it out.
Washed it off, and it worked!
God is a racing fan.
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| Berf |
| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:46 pm |
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Bigbird wrote
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That's everyone's worst nightmare.
Those with dentures might disagree. ;)
Bigbird, I have played ice hockey for most of my life.
Yet, I still have my own teeth! |
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| tim..... |
| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:19 am |
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"Mike P" <mikepearson8@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:4b58af84-8c59-4fb1-b8f5-74af4b271f0a@d32g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
On 10 July, 15:02, Berf <be...@live.ca> wrote:
Quote: alan.holmes wrote
"mower man" <nos...@f2s.com> wrote in message
news:zMOdnR5Q5NuHwMvXnZ2dnUVZ8mRi4p2d@pipex.net...
alan.holmes wrote
Mary Mayo> wrote in messagenews:2v1455.2i4.19.1@news.alt.net...
I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public toilets
other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
Only with women!
Just don't sit in a public toilet in a US airport and nudge the foot of
the
person sitting on the can in the next stall.
It appears that the US police "pretend" to be having a dump, are fishing.
And
one day came up with a Senator!
They caught a big one!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08282007/news/nationalnews/senator_busted...
t.htm
Your toilets are spooky. That half-length wall to the next stall is
just not right !! I don't want to see the legs of the person having a
shit next door thankyou very much :-p
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In "less safe" places they don't have doors, and sometimes not even any
walls.
tim
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| Pat |
| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:36 am |
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Berf wrote:
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I was up a Mosport last year for the ALMS, and one of the girls
dropped her camera into the "Port a Potty".
That's everyone's worst nightmare.
Er, no it's not. I knew a guy who dropped his wallet into the port-a-potty. |
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| Pat |
| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:38 am |
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Quote: In "less safe" places they don't have doors, and sometimes not even
any walls.
tim
I was in places in Spain where there wasn't even a stool---just a hole in
the floor. So, the walls didn't bother me all that much. |
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| ~misfit~ |
| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:05 am |
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Somewhere on teh intarwebs Berf wrote:
Quote: alan.holmes wrote
"mower man" <nospam@f2s.com> wrote in message
news:zMOdnR5Q5NuHwMvXnZ2dnUVZ8mRi4p2d@pipex.net...
alan.holmes wrote
Mary Mayo> wrote in message news:2v1455.2i4.19.1@news.alt.net...
I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public
toilets other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
Only with women!
Just don't sit in a public toilet in a US airport and nudge the foot
of the person sitting on the can in the next stall.
It appears that the US police "pretend" to be having a dump, are
fishing. And one day came up with a Senator!
They caught a big one!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08282007/news/nationalnews/senator_busted_in_toilet.htm
LOL, 'Boston Legal' did a really funny episode about this. Hard to believe,
in the US they pay cops to s(h)it on public toilets and arrest anyone who
happens to tap their feet. Crrraaazy!
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Shaun.
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll
be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'. |
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| ~misfit~ |
| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:06 am |
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Somewhere on teh intarwebs Berf wrote:
Quote: Bigbird wrote
That's everyone's worst nightmare.
Those with dentures might disagree. ;)
Bigbird, I have played ice hockey for most of my life.
Yet, I still have my own teeth!
Where do you kep them? <g>
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Shaun.
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll
be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'. |
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| Runge16 |
| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:09 pm |
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"~misfit~" <sore_n_happy@yahoo.co.nz> a écrit dans le message de
news:h3ja31$rng$1@news.eternal-september.org...
Quote: Somewhere on teh intarwebs Berf wrote:
Bigbird wrote
That's everyone's worst nightmare.
Those with dentures might disagree. ;)
Bigbird, I have played ice hockey for most of my life.
Yet, I still have my own teeth!
Where do you kep them? <g
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Shaun.
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and
he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'.
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| Gregory Morrow |
| Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:10 am |
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Uh - oh, scRunge is back from his hols...
So which krappy holiday venue did you infest this time, dear scRunge - North
Korea...Albania...Trans - Dniester...or...???
We were fervently hoping that he was aboard the rattletrap Iranian Russian -
amde Tupolev TU - 154M airliner that crashed in Armenia...
:-)
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Best
Greg
Runge16 wrote:
Quote: "~misfit~" <sore_n_happy@yahoo.co.nz> a écrit dans le message de
news:h3ja31$rng$1@news.eternal-september.org...
Somewhere on teh intarwebs Berf wrote:
Bigbird wrote
That's everyone's worst nightmare.
Those with dentures might disagree. ;)
Bigbird, I have played ice hockey for most of my life.
Yet, I still have my own teeth!
Where do you kep them? <g
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Shaun.
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire
and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'. |
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| ~misfit~ |
| Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:20 am |
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Somewhere on teh intarwebs Runge16 wrote:
SFA other than to add some cryptic, dare I say schizoid, text into the
subject...
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Shaun.
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll
be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'.
Quote: "~misfit~" <sore_n_happy@yahoo.co.nz> a écrit dans le message de
news:h3ja31$rng$1@news.eternal-september.org...
Somewhere on teh intarwebs Berf wrote:
Bigbird wrote
That's everyone's worst nightmare.
Those with dentures might disagree. ;)
Bigbird, I have played ice hockey for most of my life.
Yet, I still have my own teeth!
Where do you kep them? <g
--
Shaun.
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire
and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'. |
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